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We let the bot ship it.
Shipped by Bot is an original, unofficial tee brand about AI-agent culture. Dry builder humor for people who let their agents do the work, then have to explain it in standup.
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What this is.
Tees about the strange new job of supervising software that writes software. Prompting, praying, merging, and pretending you reviewed it.
The jokes are about agents in general. And about us, mostly.
how print on demand works
Nothing is printed until you order it.
There is no warehouse full of shirts. When you order, your tee is printed just for you, packed, and handed to the carrier.
Printed when you order. Ships in 2–7 business days.
- you order
- we print it just for you
- ships in 2–7 business days
- no warehouse, no waste
meet the bot
Square head. Stub ears. Ships things.
The terminal bot is our glyph: a blinking caret for a mouth and zero opinions about code review.
it compiles, ship it
the fine print
Unofficial, on purpose.
Original, unofficial AI-meme apparel. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any AI company or product.
how it's made
Made to order. Literally.
Printed when you order. Ships in 2–7 business days.
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you order
Pick a tee, a colour and a size. Checkout like normal.
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we print it just for you
Your shirt goes to the print queue. Nothing is printed in advance.
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ships in 2–7 business days
Printed, packed and handed to the carrier.
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no warehouse, no waste
No piles of unsold stock. Only what people actually order.
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